You and Scotty knew you went too far with Spock when you shaved all his hair off when he slept. The look he sent you could have killed an entire race of Klingons all the more reason for why you were hiding in the vent in the sick bay while Scotty hid in engineering. Bones was working as usual on his PADD when he heard you whistling.
“(Y/n)?” He asked looking around.
“Yes?” You replied startling him.
“Where the bloody hell are you?” Bones asked checking under the table.
“Hiding from bald Spock why?” You said.
“It’s creepy stop whistling when I can’t see you” Bones replied eyeing the room cautiously. You smirked and started whistling the theme from Jaws putting him on edge.
“Stop it!” Bones snapped grabbing his hype encase of an emergency. When Kirk walked into the sick bay he saw medical equipment turned over and Bones looking around frantically in fear of being a victim of one of your deadly pranks.
“Ehh Bones?” Kirk said making him jump.
“Kirk quiet (Y/n) is up to something!” Bones hissed.
“Ok then” Kirk said before he slowly backed out of the bay. You had a smirk of delight on your face loving making Bones frantic.
“Scotty” You whispered into your com so Bones couldn’t hear.
“Yes lass?” Scotty replied.
“Wanna freak Bones out?” You asked.
“I’m listening” Scotty said.
“I’m in the vent above the sick bay freaking him out and he’s trashing the place looking for me. It’s hilarious” You replied.
“I’ll be there in 5” Scotty smirked before he disconnected.
“Bones!” Scotty said loudly when he was beside you.
“Scotty! Where are you!?” Bones exclaimed.
“Hehe you’ll have to find us” You laughed.
“God damit” Bones growled looking around the trashed room.
“Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?” Scotty asked you.
“It’s not just you” You nodded.
“WHERE ARE YOU GODDAMIT?!” Bones yelled throwing his hypo at the wall.
“Guess” Scotty replied. While Bones continued to search for you both you felt another presence with you and Scotty.
“Scotty you told no-one where we were right?” You asked him.
“Yeah no one knows” Scotty nodded.
“I’m scared to turn around” You whimpered. Scotty slowly turned around and saw Spock there looking murderous.
“We’re going to die” Scotty whimpered looking back to you.
“Is it Klingons?” You asked nervously.
“Worse” Scotty replied. You slowly looked behind you and let out a scream seeing Spock.
“You both shall die!” Spock growled before he lunged at you both. Bones heard you and Scotty let out girlish high pitched screams while Spock yelled curses at you.
“What happened I heard screaming?!” Kirk barked running into the bay with Nyota and his phaser.
“Shh” Bones shushed him.
“NOOOOOOOOO!” You and Scotty screamed making everyone concerned. Suddenly the vent broke from the weight sending the three of you through the ceiling of the sick bay.
“Jesus!” Kirk yelped dodging falling Spock. The three saw you and Scotty were covered in hot pink paint.
“RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!” Scotty shrieked before you both bolted out of the sick bay. Spock casually stood up and brushed himself off before walking out after you smirking. No-one on the Enterprise saw either you or Scotty for two days. Bones only saw you when you dropped into your shared room through the air vents at night.
“Where do you and Scotty hide?” Bones asked curiously as he got changed for bed.
“Our special place where no one knows” You replied locking the door twice before closing the air vent after checking for Spock.
Its five nights at Freddy's 2 all over again
Now that is funny XD
I dunno. Spock
ROFL!!! CANNOT GO WITHOUT LIKING IT ITS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! I FU****G LOVE IT OH MY GOD ITS AMAZING!!!!!!! :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
hahahaha OMG Bones!!
Those air vents must be huge...
X) Spock, you bastard
Oh my gosh hahah!