One minute you were sitting in your room at Stark Tower reading your book. The next you’re sitting on the floor in the living room with the Avengers playing truth or dare.
“Nat I don’t wanna play!” You whined looking at the spy.
“If I have to play so do you” Natasha replied.
“Ok so I’ll start…….Clint truth or dare?” Tony clapped his hands together with an evil grin on his face.
“Ehh dare” Clint shrugged.
“I dare you to snap one of your arrows in half” Tony said making Clint pale.
“No not that anything but that!” Clint begged.
“A dares a dare. Thor go get an arrow” Tony smirked. Thor nodded and ran out of the room before coming back with one of Clint’s favourite arrows. Clint winced when he took it off Thor and closed his eyes before he swiftly snapped the arrow in half.
“I will not cry, I will not cry” Clint muttered to himself before putting the remains of the arrow under a pillow so he wouldn’t have to look at it.
“Your turn” Tony said.
“Uggh Thor truth or dare?” Clint asked.
“Dare!” Thor boomed. Clint leant over and whispered something to Thor making him grin.
“Very well brother Barton!” Thor said before he summoned Mjölnir.
“What did you dare him to do?” Loki eyed Clint cautiously. Clint nodded to Thor before he sprang up and grabbed Tony who shrieked from surprise. Thor moved over and put his hammer on Tony’s chest when Clint forced him to lie down on his back.
“NOOOOO!” Tony exclaimed horrified he couldn’t move.
“Don’t fuck with my arrows” Clint growled before sitting back down.
“Thor your turn” Clint smirked at the god.
“Loki my brother truth or dare?!” Thor asked.
“Truth” Loki sighed bored.
“Is it true you sing Justin Bieber in the shower?” Thor asked making you all look at Loki who went red.
“No!” Loki snapped.
“I can vouch for him it’s Lady Gaga he sings” You chipped in.
“Thank you (Y/n) wait what?!” Loki shrieked.
“What? You have a nice voice plus your rooms like right next to mine it’s hard to miss” You defended.
“(Y/n) truth or dare?” Loki hissed out.
“I’m scared but dare” You shrugged.
“I dare you to call Agent Coulson and confess your undying love for him” Loki replied. You shrugged again and pulled out your phone before putting it on speaker so they could hear.
“Hello?” Coulson answered.
“Phil hi” You replied.
“What do you want?” Coulson asked.
“I need to tell you something important” You said.
“What?” Coulson asked curiously.
“I love you Phil. I’ve loved you since I started working for S.H.I.E.L.D” You replied.
“…………………..” Coulson’s side of the phone went silent making you all stifle laughs.
“Phil?” You asked.
“Loki put you up to this didn’t he?” Coulson finally said.
“No it was Steve gotta go” You said before hanging up.
“Hey!” Steve whined.
“Sorry Steve” You shrugged.
“Can you please remove the hammer from my chest?” Tony asked.
“No” Thor replied.
“Hmm Nat truth or dare?” You hummed.
“Dare” Natasha replied.
“I dare you to make out with Clint” You smirked. Clint went wide eyed while Natasha blushed slightly.
“Ohh I can finally ship Clintasha!” Tony grinned happily. Natasha muttered something under her breath and went to sit beside Clint before she pulled him into a kiss.
“Woo Clintasha!” You and Tony cheered. When Natasha sat back down beside you she cast a glance at Bruce who had remained silent throughout the game before she glanced back at you.
“Bruce truth or dare?” Natasha asked.
“Ehh truth” Bruce replied.
“Do you fancy (Y/n)?” Natasha asked making everyone look at Bruce who went bright red.
“Uggh….I ehh…..” Bruce stuttered.
“Aww he’s red as a tomato” Clint cooed.
“Damit I can’t see” Tony cursed.
“Good” Clint replied.
“We need and answer Bruce” Natasha sung.
“Yes” Bruce mumbled quietly.
“What was that?” Loki asked smirking.
“Yes” Bruce said a bit louder.
“Aww!” Tony awed. You went red looking to the floor avoiding everyone’s gaze.
“Steve you go” Natasha said.
“Ok (Y/n) truth or dare?” Steve asked.
“Dare” You replied still looking at the floor.
“I dare you to go out on a date with Bruce” Steve said.
“This was all just a plot to get me and (Y/n) to go out wasn’t it?” Bruce asked.
“Yes my dear Banner it was NOW GET THIS HAMMER OFF MY CHEST!” Tony replied.
“Nay brother Stark you must learn never to mess with brother Barton’s arrows” Thor shook his head before everyone left the room leaving Tony on the floor.
“GUYS?!” Tony yelled.
“PEPPER HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!” Tony exclaimed. Two hours later you and Bruce had left the tower together and went for a walk around the park.
“I wonder how long they’ve had that planned?” Bruce wondered aloud.
“Knowing them a while” You replied laughing slightly.
“Yeah and it was probably all Tony’s idea as usual” Bruce nodded.
“Well remind me to thank Tony if Thor lets him up” You said.
“Yeah” Bruce replied sending you a small smile which you returned.
You and Bruce had just gotten back from your date when you couldn’t find anyone in the tower.
“Would you like to go out tomorrow for dinner maybe?” Bruce asked you shyly.
“Yeah I’d like that” You nodded before kissing his cheek.
“Aww” You both heard Tony say from somewhere.
“Dude shut up!” Clint hissed.
“Thor get your foot out of my face!” Loki growled.
“Guys” Natasha said before the vent broke sending them through the ceiling landing beside you and Bruce.
“Hehe hey guys fancy seeing you here” Tony laughed nervously when he saw the death glares he was receiving from you both.
Tony at the ending! God i love that man sometimes!
Dat ending dough.
I dunno if I could keep the death glare up.... can you imagine the dog pile of Avengers? I would be hanging on to Bruce to keep from falling down but then he might not be able to hold it in we might just end up on the floor too... but we'd be laughing and safe from the most likely painful and awkward dogpile
I wonder what lokis voice would sound like lol
XD oh my gosh, I love this. Plz make more! Loki singing Lady Gaga xD yes
Wait, were they all in the vent.
I loved it!
:thor get your foot out of my fae!" Loki oh mah gahd youre such a drama queen.
XD THIS WAS SO CUTE
its like alittle after 1 in the morning and im reading this.... i just got caught b/c i was giggling too loud, (covered laughter)
Funniest one ive heard in a while
Funniest one ive heard in a while
OMG that was so hilarious!!! I'm adding it to my favorites!
nice touch. and that what you get tony for messing with Clint arrow
Love that extended ending
that was so cute! great job, I love it
HAhaha very funny! It's a great one-shot!
Dude this is awesome! I love it . XD Especially since Loki was caught singing lady gaga! Thank you so much.
I couldn't stop laughing with the whole "Undying love for Coulson" Thing XDD I actually do have undying love for Coulson but not like that. XD And I loved the part where they just left Tony with Thor's hammer on his chest
WOKE UP MY CAT LAUGHING MY ASS OFF MAKE A TONY ONE!!!!!!!!!