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November 1, 2013


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You glanced at Tony who was sitting across the table from you in the Avenger’s meeting room.

“Bet you 50 bucks I can annoy Loki by the end of the meeting” You text him on your phone.

“You are so on but if you lose you have to make out with Coulson” Tony smirked.

“Fuck the 50 bucks if I win you have to kiss Bruce” You grin.

“Uggh fine deal” Tony sighed.

“Nick may I be excused for a minute?” You ask.

“Make it quick” Fury growled. You quickly leave the room and run down the hall to find Loki.

“Hey Loki” You say finding him in the training room.

“Yes?” Loki asked.

“I bet Tony I could annoy you I need you to chase me into the meeting room acting pissed” You request.

“What so I get in return?” Loki asked.

“You get to see Tony make out with Bruce in front of everyone” You reply.

“Deal” Loki smirked. Loki ran at you and you ran back to the meeting room.

“I WILL KILL YOU!” Loki yelled for effect.

“I SAID SORRY!” You shriek running into the room and leaping behind Tony’s chair.

“I win” You whispered to him.

“Damn you Loki!” Tony exclaimed before standing up.

“What?” Loki played innocent. Tony death glared you and Loki before walking over to Bruce and kissing him quickly. You and Loki took out your phones and took a picture while it lasted.

“You were right this was worth it” Loki looked down to you.

“You were in on it!” Tony exclaimed pulling away from a horrified/stunned/shocked Bruce.

“Ehh….no” Loki shook his head.

“That is considered cheating so do your challenge” Tony growled.

“Hey why doesn’t he have to do it?” You whine.

“Fine you both have to do it” Tony smirked.

“Do what?” Loki paled. You pulled his head down and whispered something in his ear.

“That’s it?” Loki scoffed.

“Go on then” You cross your arms over your chest.

“Very well” Loki said while Fury was close to exploding. Loki went over to Coulson who paled and kissed him quickly.

“Woo get it on Loki!” You cheer while Coulson pushed Loki away and furiously wiped his mouth.

“EW YOU SICK BASTARD!” Coulson shrieked. You shrug ‘why not?’ and run over to Coulson leaping into his arms so he was holding you bridal style before kissing him like Loki did.

“Ladies man” Clint wolf whistled earning him a glare from Loki. You pulled away a few
seconds later and sent Tony a smirk.

“What the hell just happened?!” Coulson screeched.

“Don’t like all the attention?” You ask still in his arms. Coulson shoots you a wicked glare and drops you.

“Ow you dick” You whine.

“I hate you both” Tony hissed still wiping his mouth.

“We hate you two” Loki replied leaving the room back to the training hall while you sent
Coulson a smirk and mouthed ‘call me’ to him making him pale and run out of the room.

“COULSON!” Fury yelled chasing after him.

“I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS!” Coulson shouted back from down the hall.

“Oh how I love my job” You laugh at Bruce who still hasn’t moved.
You make a bet with Tony and things escalate from there
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MiniAvengersAssemble Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
xDEmoticon on the loose 
SupernaturalSapphire Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
One, this is hilarious. Two, how do you upload literature?
rosanialoki Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014  New member  Photographer
i would love my job as well if it was around LOKI
nightcrawlerlover99 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2014  New member
Poor coulson XD
ivyknightwalker Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2014
I want that pic of Bruce and tony
ProfessorMythology Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
This. Is. The. Best. Thing. I've. Ever. Read
Ravala Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014  Student Artist
Poor Brucie XD
ShadowsButNotDark Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Aaaaahahahahaha I lost it XD
lobospade Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Student Artist
Trying. Not. To. Laugh.
HorseGuardian Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I LOVE YOUR STORIES!!! You are a goddess of comedy!!! I could not stop laughing!! Oh and I kinda feel bad for coulson and brucie
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