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(Y/n) has started a group chat.

SH has logged on.

John has logged on.

‘Hey guys! – YN’

‘Hello (Y/n) – John’

‘(Y/n) – SH’

Mycroft has logged on.

‘Who the hell invited him?! – SH’

‘I did – YN’

‘Why?! – SH’

‘Because he’s fun – YN’

‘I think you have the wrong Mycroft – John’

‘Remember I can have you shot – Mycroft’

‘Welcome to the chat! – John’

‘Kissass – YN’

Moriarty has logged on.

‘………… - SH’

‘………… - Mycroft’

‘………… - John’

‘Hey Jim – YN’

‘Hello YN – Moriarty’

‘What the hell is he doing here?! – John’

‘It’s my chat I can invite who I want – YN’

‘Not Moriarty – SH’

‘I like him so he stays – YN’

‘^_^ - Moriarty’

‘Aww – YN’

‘*sigh* - Mycroft’

‘Don’t sigh at us – YN’

‘I will sigh if I want – Mycroft’

Greg has logged on.

‘Hey Gregory – YN’

‘I thought his name was Graham – SH’

‘No it’s Greg – Greg’

‘Any luck finding me Lestrade? – Moriarty’

‘Seriously? Who invited him? – Greg’

‘I did ^_^ - YN’

‘He’s evil – Greg’

‘: ( - Moriarty’

‘You upset him asshole – YN’

‘You are very easily manipulative – SH’

‘No I’m not – YN’

‘(Y/n) where are you? – John’

‘Out – YN’

‘Where? – Mycroft’

‘Wouldn’t you like to know – YN’

‘Yes we would – Greg’

‘She’s with me ^_^ - Moriarty’

‘No she isn’t – SH’

(Y/n) has posted a picture and tagged Moriarty in it.

‘O_O – SH’

‘(Y/n)! Why are you having coffee with our enemy?! – John’

‘I was on my way to the station and ran into him – YN’

‘Lestrade this is all your fault – Mycroft’

‘How is this my fault?! – Greg’

‘She was on her way to see you dumbass – Moriarty’

‘Why? – Greg’

‘Oh my god you are so stupid – Moriarty’

‘Hey only we can call him stupid! – SH’

‘He’s stupid and blind – Moriarty’

‘Jim play nice – YN’

‘What did you put in my coffee? – Moriarty’

‘Poison hopefully – John’

‘Vodka – YN’

‘No wonder I feel funny – Moriarty’

‘Great drunk Moriarty – Mycroft’

‘Shut up – Moriarty’

‘How am I stupid and blind? – Greg’

‘It’s obvious (Y/n) likes you idiot – Moriarty’

‘Thanks Jim – YN’

‘You’re welcome my love – Moriarty’

‘How drunk is he? – Mycroft’

‘Not very oh wait he’s trying to flirt with me so very – YN’

‘You can’t resist me! I’m Mr Sex! – Moriarty’

Mary has logged on.

‘Hello Mary – SH’

‘Hello dear – John’

‘Hi! – Mary’

‘Why doesn’t anyone love me?! – Moriarty’

‘Aw Jim I love you – YN’

‘Yay ^_^ - Moriarty’

‘Is that….. – Mary’

‘Yep – John’

‘He’s drunk – SH’

‘Where did Lestrade go? – Mycroft’

‘He’s hitting his head off the wall – Greg’

‘Whos’ that? – Mary’

‘Anderson – Greg’

‘ANDERSON! GET OFF OUR CHAT! – SH’

‘First I want to know who broke Lestrade – Greg’

‘Moriarty broke him when he said (Y/n) liked him – John’

‘Moriarty? – Greg’

‘Hellooooooooooooooooooo – Moriarty’

‘Drunk Moriarty is scaring me – SH’

‘You’re not with him – YN’

‘Did I miss anything? – Greg’

‘Greg? – John’

‘Yes? – Greg’

‘Ok Anderson left – SH’

‘Whos Anderson? – Mary’

‘An idiot – SH’

‘Were you really hitting your head off a wall Lestrade? – Mycroft’

‘Maybe – Greg’

‘Ah Jim stop trying to kiss me! – YN’

‘It’s not my fault your hot – Moriarty’

‘I’m flattered – YN’

‘Oh Greg Moriarty’s making a move on her – John’

‘If you don’t want her she’s mine – Moriarty’

‘Hey I am not an object! – YN’

‘Sorry dear – Moriarty’

‘Aww you’re too adorable to stay mad at – YN’

‘: D – Moriarty’

‘Did you seriously just call the most dangerous man in England adorable? – SH’

‘Yes I did – YN’

‘Lestrade is back at the wall – Greg’

‘Go away Anderson – Mycroft’

‘This is Donovan – Greg’

‘Go away Donovan – Mycroft’

‘Who are you? – Greg’

‘Powerful – Mycroft’

‘Ok then – Greg’

‘Hey (Y/n) is that you in the coffee shop across the street? – Mary’

‘Yep – YN’

‘Whos the cute guy? – Mary’

‘Me! – Moriarty’

‘MARY! – John’

‘Sorry I didn’t realize that was him – Mary’

‘You do realize he is a criminal not a kitten – SH’

‘He may as well be a kitten – Mary’

‘Why? – Mycroft’

‘(Y/n) is petting him – Mary’

‘He’s so cute! – YN’

‘^_^ - Moriarty’

‘This is the weirdest chat ever – John’

‘Agreed – Mycroft’

‘Is that Lestrade? – Mary’

‘Where? – SH’

‘Getting in his car unaware that Moriarty is like 10 meters away from him – Mary’

‘Greg you idiot – John’

‘He’s jealous – Mycroft’

‘I wonder where he’s going – SH’

‘Probably to try find (Y/n) – John’

‘I can see him he just pulled out of the station. I waved but he didn’t see me – YN’

‘He’s blinded by jealousy – Mycroft’

‘Aw are you jealous as well Mycroft? – Moriarty’

‘No – Mycroft’

‘Oh my god you are! – Mary’

‘……….. – Mycroft’

‘Great you broke him – SH’

‘Jim is a clingy drunk – YN’

‘It’s true – Mary’

‘How do you know? – John’

‘I joined them – Mary’

‘Traitor – SH’

‘How is he clingy? – John’

‘He won’t let go of her arm – Mary’

‘I can still type! – Moriarty’

‘It’s harder for me – YN’

‘Where did Ice Man go? – Moriarty’

‘He’s jealous that you’re with (Y/n) so he’s probably hitting his head off his desk trying to get his brain cells to commit suicide – SH’

‘Everyone wants a piece of me – YN’

‘I don’t – John’

‘Same – SH’

‘You secretly want me Sherly ; ) – YN’

‘Stop petting Moriarty it’s weird – Mary’

‘No – YN’

‘Ok I’m back – Greg’

‘Where are you? – John’

‘I have no idea I just drove – Greg’

‘So you’re lost? – SH’

‘Yeah basically – Greg’

‘You got lost because your jealous wow – John’

‘Why would I be jealous? – Greg’

‘Moriarty is trying to seduce (Y/n) – Mary’

‘………….. – Greg’

‘………….. – Mycroft’

‘Oh I forgot he was still here – SH’

‘I have located them – Mycroft’

‘Creep your spying on us – YN’

‘No I am not – Mycroft’

‘Where are they? – Greg’

‘Opposite the station your car was about 10 meters away – Mycroft’

‘GOD DAMIT! – Greg’

‘Yeah you’re not jealous – SH’

‘I also know where you are – Mycroft’

‘Great where am I? – Greg’

‘You really think I’m going to tell you? – Mycroft’

‘Oh you evil man – Greg’

‘Ladies please stop fighting over (Y/n) – Mary’

‘She’s mine – Moriarty’

‘No I’m not Jim -_- - YN’

‘Lestrade don’t you have like a sat nav in your car? – John’

‘…………. – Greg’

‘I think he just figured it out – SH’

‘Shit – Mycroft’

‘Oh it’s a race to get to the café - Mary’

‘Jim did you just bite me? – YN’

‘Maybe – Moriarty’

‘You are a weird man – YN’

‘You know you like it – Moriarty’

‘Hey don’t bite my girl! – Greg’

‘She’s not yours – Mycroft’

‘She’s mine – Moriarty’

‘I’m seriously considering turning gay – YN’

‘No! – Greg’

‘Don’t even think about it – Mycroft’

Sebastian has logged on.

‘SEBBY! – Moriarty’

‘Hello boss – Sebastian’

‘Hello brother mine – YN’

‘You stole that for me wait what? – Mycroft’

‘Guys this is my brother Sebastian – YN’

‘You’re brother works for the clingy drunk? – SH’

‘Yep wait clingy? – Sebastian’

Mary posted a picture and tagged Sebastian in it.

‘Boss you have 5 seconds to get off my sister or I will shoot you – Sebastian’

‘Suck it – Greg’

‘Oh please I’m better than both of you – Moriarty’

‘What the hell is going on?! – Sebastian’

‘Moriarty, Mycroft and Greg like (Y/n) and are fighting over who gets her – SH’

‘Me – Greg’

‘Me – Moriarty’

‘Me – Mycroft’

‘Jim I swear if you bite me again Seb will be the least of your worries – YN’

‘O_O – Sebastian’

‘He’s drunk Seb – YN’

‘He was never a normal drunk – Sebastian’

‘He’s a funny drunk – Mary’

‘HA I’M AT THE CAFÉ SUCK IT MYCROFT! – Greg’

‘Wrong café idiot – Mycroft’

‘Ah shit – Greg’

‘I on the other hand am at the right one – Mycroft’

‘I can practically see the smirk on your face – John’

‘I am smirking – Mycroft’

‘Mycroft which café are you at? – Mary’

‘Jones’s – Mycroft’

‘We moved to the café under Sherlock’s flat – YN’

‘Shit – Mycroft’

‘I’M CLOSER! – Greg’

‘NONE OF YOU CAN DATE MY SISTER! – Sebastian’

‘I’m hoping Greg wins – YN’

‘Same – Mary’

‘Me and Sherlock have bets going – John’

‘But I’m already here : ( - Moriarty’

‘Do not give into his pout – Mary’

‘………… - Sebastian’

‘Just face it Sebastian you have a hot sister – Moriarty’

‘I will hurt you – Sebastian’

‘Why is the traffic so bad?! – Mycroft’

‘Sucker – Greg’

‘Did you cause a traffic jam? – SH’

‘Maybe – Greg’

‘You bastard – Mycroft’

‘You two are desperate – John’

‘If it was Mary would you cause a traffic jam so Mycroft couldn’t beat you there? – Greg’

‘Yes – John’

‘Then leave me alone – Greg’

‘Fine – John’

‘HA SUCK IT MYCROFT I WIN! – Greg’

‘You Sonofabitch – Mycroft’

‘Mycroft would have beaten you but you cheated – SH’

‘Shut up and let me enjoy this Sherlock – Greg’

‘Can you stop standing there and get Jim off me? – YN’

‘My sister is not a prize! Greg whoever the hell you are I will find you! – Sebastian’

‘Yeah, yeah whatever – Greg’

‘Ow you hit me! – Moriarty’

‘And it felt awesome – Greg’

‘Hit him for me and John – SH’

‘Ouch that looked painful – Mary’

‘You bastard are you wearing a ring?! – Moriarty’

‘Two of them yes – Greg’

‘(Y/n) stop helping him – Mary’

‘Just face it she likes me better – Moriarty’

‘Can’t you talk face to face instead of on a chatroom? – Mary’

‘No – Greg’

‘Nope – Moriarty’

‘Oh there’s Seb – YN’

‘And there goes Moriarty – Greg’

‘What happened? – SH’

‘Look out the window – John’

‘Haha – SH’

‘What? – Mycroft’

‘Moriarty is getting dragged off screaming – SH’

‘Ha – Mycroft’

‘John open the door – Mary’

‘Why? – John’

‘Lestrade and (Y/n) left – Mary’

‘I will have revenge Greg – Sebastian’

‘Whatever – Greg’

Mycroft has logged out.

‘Aw he left – YN’

‘So? – SH’

‘No one cares – John’

‘I care – YN’

Moriarty has logged out.

‘He is never getting his phone back – Sebastian’

‘Can I have it? – SH’

‘No – Sebastian’

SH has logged out.

‘Great now he’s sulking – John’

‘Good – Sebastian’

John has logged out.

‘Now I have to put up with them thank you! – Mary’

Mary has logged out.

‘Sebastian go away – YN’

‘No – Sebastian’

Greg has logged out.

‘You made them leave – YN’

‘Like I care – Sebastian’

‘You are so mean – YN’

‘I know – Sebastian’

(Y/n) has logged out.

Sebastian has logged out.
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05Mathias06 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Screw social interaction. XD This is hilarious! I've never laughed so much while reaching a fic! :iconlmfao-plz: Good job! :iconfanboyingplz: *SCAMPERS OFF TO READ THE REST*
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saratza Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014
OK, so  I laughed 5 min. without stopping. Genius!!
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JasminJoyful Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
Ok, it's 3am here & i just laughed so loud my neighbours probably heard it ^^'' :rofl: 
*faves*
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ScarletteRoseDEzZean Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yay xD sebby's my brothaarrr xD

I was hoping one of them won :) nevertheless , This fic is AWESOME :D
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BlackjackMonster Featured By Owner May 15, 2014
When i saw the name sebastian i immediately thought of black butler omg
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Kayla-Greyfanfics Featured By Owner May 25, 2014
lol, me to~ ;3
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Lebenen Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
That was so freaking AWSOME!!! 
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks!!!
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gymleader97 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014
Sherly, I KNOW you secretly want all of your fan girls. ;D
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
XD
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