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Jim has started a chatroom.

(Y/n) has logged on.

John has logged on.

‘Hello darling – Jim’

‘Hey Jim – YN’

‘Why am I in your chatroom? – John’

‘Bored – Jim’

Sherlock has logged on.

Mycroft has logged on.

‘Go occupy yourself if your bored – YN’

‘I would but you’re not here so I can’t – Jim’

‘Eww – Sherlock’

‘I didn’t mean like that!! – Jim’

‘What were you going to do play scrabble *sarcasm* - Mycroft’

Mycroft has changed his name to Government Hooker.

‘Aww – YN’

‘MORIARTY! – Government Hooker’

‘Yeeeeeeeeees? – Jim’

‘I knew you were a hooker! – John’

‘………………. – Government Hooker’

‘I’m still bored – Jim’

Jim has changed his name to Mr Sex.

‘Who changed his name? – Sherlock’

‘I did – Mr Sex’

‘Jim just loves himself that much – YN’

‘I love you more – Mr Sex’

‘I’m not sure whether to awe or gag – John’

Mary has logged on.

Greg has logged on.

‘Hey guys – Mary’

‘Hi Mary – John’

‘John that is not an aweing matter - Sherlock’

‘What happened? – Greg’

‘Scroll up – Government Hooker’

‘Aww! – Mary’

‘Don’t awe it makes me sick – Mr Sex’

‘Poor Jim – YN’

‘Can someone please change my name back? – Government Hooker’

‘No – Sherlock’

Sherlock has changed his name to Mr Smarty Pants.

‘……………….. – Mr Smarty Pants’

‘Hahahahahaha – Mr Sex’

‘Suck it Sherlock – Government Hooker’

‘Sorry I had to XD – YN’

‘I’m so proud – Mr Sex’

‘Dear god my sister is turning evil – Greg’

‘I was already evil – YN’

‘I knew we should have moved her to America or something – John’

‘Shut up – YN’

‘I’m still bored – Mr Sex’

‘Change our names back – Mr Smarty Pants’

‘Nope – Mr Sex’

‘(Y/n) are you still coming over later? – Mary’

‘Yep – YN’

‘Wait what? – John’

‘I invited her over for dinner with Molly – Mary’

‘Why wasn’t I informed? – John’

‘It’s a girl’s night John. Unless you magically turn into a woman you can go visit Sherlock – Mary’

‘I’m getting kicked out of my own house – John’

‘I feel your pain. I’ve been kicked out more than once – Mr Sex’

‘You deserved it – YN’

‘I didn’t even do anything! – Mr Sex’

‘You spoke during Doctor Who night – YN’

Sebastian has logged on.

‘Hey Sebby! – YN’

‘Hey (Y/n) – Sebastian’

‘She’s ignoring you for him – Greg’

‘Shut up – Mr Sex’

‘Did you see the last episode of Doctor Who? – YN’

‘Yeah so sad! – Sebastian’

‘This is what I have to put up with! It’s like living with children! – Mr Sex’

‘I know right?! Jim still refuses to watch it – YN’

‘Is he still pissed about getting kicked out of the house? – Sebastian’

‘Yep – YN’

‘I’M RIGHT HERE! – Mr Sex’

‘We can see that – Sebastian’

‘Moriarty just let her talk she won’t shut up trust me – Greg’

‘Lestrade don’t give him advice! – Mr Smarty Pants’

‘I agree – Government Hooker’

‘Holy shit you have hookers here? – Sebastian’

‘Yep that one’s mine though – YN’

‘O_O – Government Hooker’

‘Where can I get one? – Sebastian’

‘You’d be surprised. I got this one from the government – YN’’

‘…………….. – Mr Sex’

‘I’m starting to feel bad for him – Mary’

‘Same – John’

‘Moriarty or Mycroft? – Mr Smarty Pants’

‘Both – Mary’

‘We still on for the strip club later? – Sebastian’

‘I’m going to Mary’s later – YN’

‘Damn – Sebastian’

‘You’re welcome to come as well – Mary’

‘MARY! – John’

‘What? He likes Doctor Who – Mary’

‘OMG YOU LIKE DOCTOR WHO?! – YN’

‘YES! – Mary’

‘OMG! – Sebastian’

‘*Sighs* this is going to be a long day – Mr Sex’

‘You didn’t have to live with her for 20 years – Greg’

‘You don’t have to live with the two of them they decorated one room to look like the inside of that stupid TARDIS – Mr Sex’

‘OMG! – Mary’

‘You have to see it, it looks awesome! – YN’

‘We’re trying to get a police box but their hard to find – Sebastian’

‘I’d be worried – Government Hooker’

‘I really want a hooker now – Sebastian’

‘I know – YN’

‘……………… - Government Hooker’

‘Hahaha – Mr Smarty Pants’

‘Shut up Sherlock – YN’

‘What is that noise? – Mr Sex’

‘We’re listening to ‘what makes you beautiful’ – Sebastian’

‘O_O NOT IN MY HOUSE YOU’RE NOT! – Mr Sex’

‘Tough shit – YN’

Mr Sex has logged out.

‘Sucker – Sebastian’

‘He’s gone Mary you and Molly can come over he won’t be back till Wednesday’

‘Did you threaten him with One Direction? – John’

‘And it worked – Sebastian’

‘Ok I’ll get Molly – Mary’

‘Oh hell no you are not going to Moriarty’s house! – John’

‘I agree with John – Mr Smarty Pants’

‘Hey my sister is not that evil Mary will be fine – Greg’’

‘(Y/n) I am not going over so stop texting me! – Government hooker’

‘Damit – YN’

‘What were you hoping for? – Mr Smarty Pants’

‘Maybe a lap dance – YN’

‘I am not giving you a lap dance – Government Hooker’

‘How about a private lap dance? – YN’

‘No – Government Hooker’

‘That’s just false advertising you’re a hooker its your job – Sebastian’

‘I am not a hooker! – Government Hooker’

‘You’re name suggests otherwise – Mary’

Jim has logged on.

‘Hey babe – YN’

‘Fuck you – Jim’

‘What did you do? – Greg’

‘We spray painted his car green and black and wrote (You’ve been Loki’d) on the hood – Sebastian’

‘That doesn’t make sense – John’

‘So? It’s funny – YN’

‘I hate you both – Jim’

‘I love you too Jim – YN’

‘I love you too Boss – Sebastian’

‘So (Government Hooker) about that lap dance? – YN’

‘No! – Government Hooker’

‘Hey! No giving my girlfriend a lap dance! – Jim’

‘You left – YN’

‘Just because I’m outside doesn’t mean you can invite Mycroft over to give you a lap dance! – Jim’

‘Mary and Molly are on their way so you better be gone – YN’

‘We’re about 10 minutes away – Mary’

‘You gave my address to them? – Jim’

‘Maaaaaaaaaaybe – Sebastian’

Jim has logged out.

‘I still want that lap dance – YN’

‘I AM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU A LAP DANCE! – Government Hooker’

‘Please? – YN’

‘Fine – Government Hooker’

‘Really?! – YN’

‘No – Government Hooker’

‘Tease – Sebastian’

Mr Smarty Pants has logged out.

‘Oh I forgot he was there – John’

‘Same – Greg’

‘Holy shit Greg when did you get here? – YN’

‘I’ve been here for a while *face-palm* - Greg’

‘Cool – YN’

‘(Y/N) FOR THE LAST TIME NO I AM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU A PRIVATE SHOW NOW STOP TEXT ME! – Government Hooker’

‘Fine – YN’

‘Sending me a picture of you pouting won’t work – Government Hooker’

‘Shit – YN’

‘Neither will sending me pictures of you and some guy pouting – Government Hooker’

‘Shit – Sebastian’

‘Mary text me when you get there and if Moriarty is there leave – John’

‘Yes John – Mary’

Mary has logged out.

Greg has logged out.

John has logged out.

‘Hey Mycroft now can I have a lap dance? – YN’

‘………….Fine – Government Hooker’

‘Seriously? – YN’

‘If you will stop texting me yes – Government Hooker’

‘Woo Hoo! – YN’

‘Aw man I really want a hooker now – Sebastian’

‘Get your own he’s mine – YN’

Government Hooker has logged out.

‘Aw he left – YN’

‘Shame – Sebastian’

‘Yeah – YN’

Jim has logged on.

‘Why is there a video of some guy telling me not to blink in my car? – Jim’

‘Because – Sebastian’

‘Because what? – Jim’

‘Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey…….stuff – YN’

Jim has logged out.

‘He’s so fun to annoy – Sebastian’

‘Yep – YN’

Sebastian has logged out.

(Y/n) has logged out.
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:iconauralady:
AuraLady Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
lol I dunno Syl but as long as I don't end up Sherlock's sister I'm happy lol though why I can't stay his gf is beyond me :D
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AuraLady Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
sooooooooo I'm begging to know.... do I get the lapdance? lol Mycroft agreed n stuff.... :D (SOOOOOOOOO having Sebastian hidden and videotaping it... then sending a copy to the girls :D.... and Sherlock :D)
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Syl-Daughter-of-Loki Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I'm very confused. First I'm Sebastian's sister, then Jim's, then Greg's. What the freaking hell? WHOSE SIBLING AM I?!
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Gregs It doesnt say your Jims or Sebby's. Reader is dating Jim and is Sebby's BFF
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Syl-Daughter-of-Loki Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
In the other ones it does. Aren't they all supposed to be one story, considering the numbering? It starts out as Seb's sister.

Also, I find the ones where Seb is the brother funny because I actually have a Sherlock OC who has a brother named Sebastian working for Moriarty XD Robin and Sebastian Hawke XD

Oh, when it switches, is it maybe supposed to be a different person's sister (based on whoever's the brother)? That just occurred to me.
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
No its all just different chats only if they have the same plot line are they the same which is only for two of them.

Sebby is based of Sebastian Moran Jim's right hand man lol.
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Syl-Daughter-of-Loki Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Don't know who that is, but I know this already from the fact that someone referred to Seb as "Moran" at one point.
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
He's not in the show but i think they're bringing him in at some point.
As far as i know he's in the books
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Syl-Daughter-of-Loki Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I'd never heard of him before, honestly.
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Oracleofdelphi634 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014
ER MAH GERD, YUSH! I LUVZ YOU RIGHT NOW! DR. WHO AND LOKI REFERENCES!
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Micia96 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"You spoke during Doctor Who night"

how is this man even alive anymore???



*Im sorry for the whole commet-spam xD
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Mortem221 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Doctor who and TARDIS references? *cue dramatic fainting*
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05Mathias06 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
TARDIS room, you say? That was the most fantastic thing I've ever done. :iconsexydavidtennantplz:
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Itinerys Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014
Sherlock chatroom with Loki and Doctor Who references ? Oooh, you've just made my day XD...Oh and one more thing: Don't blink, don't even blink ! 
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
XD
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elephantgirl202 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014
YUSH!!!!!!!!! *glomps author-chan* I FRIGGEN LOVE YOU!!!!!! DR WHO!!!!!! YUSH!!!! YOU'VE BEEN LOKI'D!!!!! AWESOME!!!!
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CrazyTimeTiger Featured By Owner May 10, 2014
You, Sir, just got Loki'd! And even Reader me is a Whovian :3 YAY! I wonder if that room will travel in time and space... Hmm... Meh. *Runs into room decorated like the TARDIS console room* ALLONS-Y!!!!! I shall Loki everyone in your honour... Ehehehehehe >:3 Be afraid, be very afraid >:3
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AgentGreenDemonWolf Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Student General Artist
love the 'Loki'd' part!
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Lebenen Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
DOCTOR WHO!!!! HELL YEAH!! Oh, this is going straight to my favs!
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NikiMaweird Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh my...all these DW references! I freaking love this!
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SpongeLaura Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
THIS IS PEEERFECT! I've been binge reading all of this the past hour. 
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MillietheKitty27 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014
I love the Doctor Who! These are AWESOME!
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Aw thank you!!!
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LieutenantMarille Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014
Oh my Timelord :D That's.... amazing :D I love it :D
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks!!!!
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ayanna-vvision Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg lolz!!!
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
XD
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itziarfabel Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
XD
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wolfleopard3301 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!! *high fives Dixon* LOVED IT!!!!!
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
THANK YOU!!!! *high fives wolf*
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wolfleopard3301 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Your welcome!!!!!!!! :-)
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Sesshomaru431 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014
These are always fun to read! I love it!
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks another one might be out tonight  ;D
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Sesshomaru431 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014
Yay! ^^
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
it's out now. Quicker than I expected lol
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Sesshomaru431 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014
I know I'm reading it now
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
awesome
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moonangel111 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
OMFG I lovce you so much XD
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Aww thank you! :D
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moonangel111 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
^-^
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SarianaJ Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Annoying Moriarty with Doctor Who references!!!!!!
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
That's the plan XD
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Lili39 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014
OMG THE REFERENCES!!! XD I CAN'T!!! :iconicantomgplz:
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
XD I had to add them XD
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Lili39 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014
XD
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Epicgirl53 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
LOKI'D!Loki'd La 
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yep XD
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Lumicat12 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Student Artist
*SLowclap* These are so funny :D
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