James and Sirius were making their way upstairs to their dorm room after running from Filch. They were looking forward to a good nights sleep and Sirius reached to open the door when he heard you and Remus.
"Ah right there!"
"Tell me if I go to hard"
"It feels really good"
"I know it's cause I'm doing it"
"Dont get cocky"
"Harder right there"
"I don't care if their having sex I'm to tired and want to sleep!" Sirius hissed at James.
"Dude I don't wanna see my sister naked!" James replied lowly.
"I'll go in first then!" Sirius rolled his eyes before opening the door.
"No more sex! To tired go do it somewhere else! " Sirius said covering his eyes.
"We're not having sex you idiots" Remus replied. James and Sirius cautiously removed their hands from their eyes and saw you lying on your stomach while Remus was straddling your hips giving you a massage.
"Could you make getting a massage anymore sexual?" James deadpanned.
"What?" You asked confused.
"'Harder right there'" Sirius said doing a bad impression of you.
"Fuck off" You glared.
"Nope now get off my sister before I maim you!" James warned.
"James go away" You said glaring at him.
"No! It's disturbing your half naked, he's on you running his hand all over you! Ah mental image!" James replied groaning slightly.
"That's generally the idea of a massage dumbass" Remus replied.
"I wouldn't mind getting a massage of (Y/n)" Sirius smirked suggestively before he was hit with the bottle of oil Remus was using.
"Ow!" He yelped falling off his bed onto the floor.
"My girlfriend get your own" Remus growled protectively.
"Geez I was kidding! Remind me never to piss you off" Sirius replied sitting up.
"Yeah I'm still right here" You waved slightly.
"Hey (Y/n) is this your bra?" Sirius asked holding it up smirking again.
"OW! Not the face!"