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James and Sirius were making their way upstairs to their dorm room after running from Filch. They were looking forward to a good nights sleep and Sirius reached to open the door when he heard you and Remus.

"Merlin Remus" 


"Ah right there!"


"Yeah there"

"Tell me if I go to hard"

"It feels really good"

"I know it's cause I'm doing it"

"Dont get cocky"

"Sorry love"

"Harder right there" 


"I don't care if their having sex I'm to tired and want to sleep!" Sirius hissed at James.

"Dude I don't wanna see my sister naked!" James replied lowly.

"I'll go in first then!" Sirius rolled his eyes before opening the door.

"No more sex! To tired go do it somewhere else! " Sirius said covering his eyes.

"We're not having sex you idiots" Remus replied. James and Sirius cautiously removed their hands from their eyes and saw you lying on your stomach while Remus  was straddling your hips giving you a massage.

"Could you make getting a massage anymore sexual?" James deadpanned.

"What?" You asked confused.

"'Harder right there'" Sirius said doing a bad impression of you.

"Fuck off" You glared.

"Nope now get off my sister before I maim you!" James warned.

"James go away" You said glaring at him.

"No! It's disturbing your half naked, he's on you running his hand all over you! Ah mental image!" James replied groaning slightly. 

"That's generally the idea of a massage dumbass" Remus replied. 

"I wouldn't mind getting a massage of (Y/n)" Sirius smirked suggestively before he was hit with the bottle of oil Remus was using.

"Ow!" He yelped falling off his bed onto the floor.

"My girlfriend get your own" Remus growled protectively.

"Geez I was kidding! Remind me never to piss you off" Sirius replied sitting up.

"Yeah I'm still right here" You waved slightly.

"Hey (Y/n) is this your bra?" Sirius asked holding it up smirking again.


"On it"

"OW! Not the face!"
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MagicCreatorK Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Go ahead
*watches (lovingly?) as my boyfriend and brother beat up my best friend*
melissasmith11 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2015  New Deviant
"OW! NOT THE FACE!" *aims only at face*
wolfarena Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  New Deviant Professional Interface Designer


OH.... OH.... OH.... O-MY.....
ArteWolf96 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
*George Takei voice* OH MY....
Crazy-Sugar-Skulls Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015
TheIndianGhost Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Lmfao rofl 
Mistpaw89 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015  Student Writer
Femdenmark92 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015
<3 my werewolfy :3
nightingale56 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014
"oW not  the face!" Exactly how I picture Sirius 
JellicleGirl Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2014
I love how remus is just like a little minion... "Remus.."
"on it."
purplemonkey16 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014
hahahaha so funny i love your righting
Lebenen Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
That's it Remus! Kill! Kill! Sick em' boy! Awwww who's a good doggy? You are~

LoL this story is hilarious, but then again you did write it, and everything you write is pure gold~
SecretlySnowWhite Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Student
Oh My God!!!!!!!BEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's hilarious
Unimpathical Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Is it me or are these getting more and more funny everytime I read them? XD
DixonVixon Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
PichuuChan Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Moaaaaaaar!!!!! :DDDDD

*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*
Hudsonwinchester Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Student Writer
That was absolutely beautiful! XD
DixonVixon Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
saratza Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014
Was the bra lacy or not? My sexy imagination is picturing it as a lacy bra ;p
X-Bloody-Ruby-X Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You know what, all this stories made me realize one thing... I have a seriously perveted mind xD but I still love it nonetheless :3 awesomely written like always :D 
DixonVixon Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You don't have a prevented mind you have a sexy imagination XD
X-Bloody-Ruby-X Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah!, yes my mistake xD I do have a very VERY sexy imagination xD thank you for the enlightenment :D now I can feel somewhat better xD 
DixonVixon Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
We all have sexy imaginations XD your welcome ;D
X-Bloody-Ruby-X Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Now if you excuse me I'll go use my sexy imagination on your stories and others stories xD 
DixonVixon Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I posted a new multichap story XD
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