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James and Sirius were making their way upstairs to their dorm room after running from Filch. They were looking forward to a good nights sleep and Sirius reached to open the door when he heard you and Remus.

"Merlin Remus" 


"Ah right there!"


"Yeah there"

"Tell me if I go to hard"

"It feels really good"

"I know it's cause I'm doing it"

"Dont get cocky"

"Sorry love"

"Harder right there" 


"I don't care if their having sex I'm to tired and want to sleep!" Sirius hissed at James.

"Dude I don't wanna see my sister naked!" James replied lowly.

"I'll go in first then!" Sirius rolled his eyes before opening the door.

"No more sex! To tired go do it somewhere else! " Sirius said covering his eyes.

"We're not having sex you idiots" Remus replied. James and Sirius cautiously removed their hands from their eyes and saw you lying on your stomach while Remus  was straddling your hips giving you a massage.

"Could you make getting a massage anymore sexual?" James deadpanned.

"What?" You asked confused.

"'Harder right there'" Sirius said doing a bad impression of you.

"Fuck off" You glared.

"Nope now get off my sister before I maim you!" James warned.

"James go away" You said glaring at him.

"No! It's disturbing your half naked, he's on you running his hand all over you! Ah mental image!" James replied groaning slightly. 

"That's generally the idea of a massage dumbass" Remus replied. 

"I wouldn't mind getting a massage of (Y/n)" Sirius smirked suggestively before he was hit with the bottle of oil Remus was using.

"Ow!" He yelped falling off his bed onto the floor.

"My girlfriend get your own" Remus growled protectively.

"Geez I was kidding! Remind me never to piss you off" Sirius replied sitting up.

"Yeah I'm still right here" You waved slightly.

"Hey (Y/n) is this your bra?" Sirius asked holding it up smirking again.


"On it"

"OW! Not the face!"
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nightingale56 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014
"oW not  the face!" Exactly how I picture Sirius 
JellicleGirl Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2014
I love how remus is just like a little minion... "Remus.."
"on it."
purplemonkey16 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014
hahahaha so funny i love your righting
Lebenen Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
That's it Remus! Kill! Kill! Sick em' boy! Awwww who's a good doggy? You are~

LoL this story is hilarious, but then again you did write it, and everything you write is pure gold~
SecretlySnowWhite Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Student
Oh My God!!!!!!!BEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's hilarious
Unimpathical Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Is it me or are these getting more and more funny everytime I read them? XD
DixonVixon Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
PichuuChan Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Moaaaaaaar!!!!! :DDDDD

*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*
Hudsonwinchester Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Student Writer
That was absolutely beautiful! XD
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