The sound of yelling and glass smashing is what awoke you and Levi from your sleep one night. Hearing Jean's voice Levi let out a tired groan and got up to sort it out. Curious to what was going on you followed him wearing only one of his shirts and a pair of his boxers. When you both arrived at the mess hall you took in the sight before you. Jean and Eren were fighting throwing weak punches at eachother while Reiner and Bertholdt were cheering them on, Connie was trying to get Sasha to pay attention to him as she ate a potato, Hanji, Mikasa, Ymir, Christa and Armin were playing spin the bottle with an empty Vodka bottle.
"Dear god Hanji got them drunk" You realized.
"Why is it always Hanji who prokoves shit like this?" Levi asked himself before Armin stumbled over to you both. You noticede your younger brother had an angry look on his face and were about to question it when he unexpectedly punched Levi hard across the face.
"THAT'S FOR FUCKING MY SISTER YOU CHIBI!" Armin screamed as Erwin ran in.
"What the hell is going on here?!" He demanded before Hanji latched onto his waist.
"Hanji! What....." Erwin was silenced when Hanji kissed him drunkenly leaving him speechless.
"HE'S MIIIIINE! MY BOOTY!" Hanji screeched making it clear to everyone before dragging the poor confused/shocked/blushing Commander away.
"Titans I can deal with. Drunk brats are another thing" Levi grumbled rubbing his sore jaw before dragging you back to his room. When everyone awoke the next morning Reiner who was the least intoxicated remembered everything.
"Armin you better run and run fast" He warned the small blonde boy.
"Why?" Armin asked confused. As Reiner was about to reply the breakfast bell rang and they left to the mess hall. You were sitting with Hanji who had her head on the table when Erwin awkwardly walked over and sat beside you.
"Aw look Hanji your booty has arrived" You teased.
"Shut up" Hanji muttered blushing furiously. When breakfast was almost over Levi stalked into he room looking pissed. Everyone saw his jaw was bruised making them nervous.
"What's up with his jaw?" Hanji wondered aloud making Levi snap his head to look at her.
"You stupidly got a bunch of irresponsible brats drunk is what happened to my jaw" Levi growled.
"Shit did one of us deck him?!" Jean hissed.
"All Cadets are to run 50 laps then they are to scrub every inch of this place I want to see my reflection on everything" Levi ordered. The hungover Cadets mumbled a 'yes Heichou' before standing up to leave.
"Except you Arlert" Levi said making everyone freeze and look to Armin who was as pale as a ghost.
"You are to run 100 laps, 2 months stable duty and your to finish any paperwork I may have" Levi said sternly resisting the urge to hit him.
"Why?" Armin squeaked hoping he didnt give him the bruise.
"You decked him and called him a chibi" You answered holding back a laugh.
"Damit Armin" Eren shook his head.
"Damit Hanji" Armin cursed the scientist mentally before staring at the floor to avoid Levi's death glare.
"Told you you should've run" Reiner said before they quickly fled to do their laps and avoid Levi's wrath.
"Aww I missed Shorty get hit by a Cadet?!" Hanji whined.
"You were their just making Ymir kiss Christa" You replied.
"Your also going to do my paperwork shitty glasses" Levi said.