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The sound of yelling and glass smashing is what awoke you and Levi from your sleep one night. Hearing Jean's voice Levi let out a tired groan and got up to sort it out. Curious to what was going on you followed him wearing only one of his shirts and a pair of his boxers. When you both arrived at the mess hall you took in the sight before you. Jean and Eren were fighting throwing weak punches at eachother while Reiner and Bertholdt were cheering them on, Connie was trying to get Sasha to pay attention to him as she ate a potato, Hanji, Mikasa, Ymir, Christa and Armin were playing spin the bottle with an empty Vodka bottle.

"Dear god Hanji got them drunk" You realized.

"Why is it always Hanji who prokoves shit like this?" Levi asked himself before Armin stumbled over to you both. You noticede your younger brother had an angry look on his face and were about to question it when he unexpectedly punched Levi hard across the face.

"THAT'S FOR FUCKING MY SISTER YOU CHIBI!" Armin screamed as Erwin ran in.

"What the hell is going on here?!" He demanded before Hanji latched onto his waist.

"Hanji! What....." Erwin was silenced when Hanji kissed him drunkenly leaving him speechless.

"HE'S MIIIIINE! MY BOOTY!" Hanji screeched making it clear to everyone before dragging the poor confused/shocked/blushing Commander away.

"Titans I can deal with. Drunk brats are another thing" Levi grumbled rubbing his sore jaw before dragging you back to his room. When everyone awoke the next morning Reiner who was the least intoxicated remembered everything.

"Armin you better run and run fast" He warned the small blonde boy.

"Why?" Armin asked confused. As Reiner was about to reply the breakfast bell rang and they left to the mess hall. You were sitting with Hanji who had her head on the table when Erwin awkwardly walked over and sat beside you.

"Aw look Hanji your booty has arrived" You teased.

"Shut up" Hanji muttered blushing furiously. When breakfast was almost over Levi stalked into he room looking pissed. Everyone saw his jaw was bruised making them nervous.

"What's up with his jaw?" Hanji wondered aloud making Levi snap his head to look at her.

"You stupidly got a bunch of irresponsible brats drunk is what happened to my jaw" Levi growled.

"Shit did one of us deck him?!" Jean hissed.

"All Cadets are to run 50 laps then they are to scrub every inch of this place I want to see my reflection on everything" Levi ordered. The hungover Cadets mumbled a 'yes Heichou' before standing up to leave.

"Except you Arlert" Levi said making everyone freeze and look to Armin who was as pale as a ghost.

"You are to run 100 laps, 2 months stable duty and your to finish any paperwork I may have" Levi said sternly resisting the urge to hit him.

"Why?" Armin squeaked hoping he didnt give him the bruise.

"You decked him and called him a chibi" You answered holding back a laugh.

"Damit Armin" Eren shook his head.

"Damit Hanji" Armin cursed the scientist mentally before staring at the floor to avoid Levi's death glare.

"Told you you should've run" Reiner said before they quickly fled to do their laps and avoid Levi's wrath.

"Aww I missed Shorty get hit by a Cadet?!" Hanji whined.

"You were their just making Ymir kiss Christa" You replied.

"Your also going to do my paperwork shitty glasses" Levi said.

"Well fuck"
I really should learn not to watch new shows.....to many weird fanfics 
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enmox Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015
My younger brother acts like Armin sometimes, but I love him.
The BOOTY part made me laugh and think of Space Dandy.
Hanji will completely mess up Levi's paperwork.

Way to go Armin for being brave enough to punch Levi.
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AquerianKnight Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015
Damn armin you make a great brave/suicidal drunk!
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RussiaHetaliaLove Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
But do you really want Hanji doing your paperwork Levi?
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RainbowPikachu8 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014
Omg I love it...... Wait one of my OCs that I made was Armins older sister and was in love with heichu, "well fuck"
i couldn't stop laughing at hanji when she said MY BOOTY or when Armin punched Chibi-tan (levi) (that's his nickname from me)
its just perfect just fabalus! 
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TyvionAMaxwellTH Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
this is perfect! armin is my oc's little brother and she's dating levi yay!
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ILoveXReader Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014
Pffft- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA XD
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Ridashippu Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Student General Artist
Holy shit Armin! 
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Well done....
*pats armies head twice*
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Hes lucky he didn't murdered
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klovesya Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
Haha this is another really funny story. Who knew Armin had it in him!
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actuallythatsmine Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
Omfg poor Armin!!! :D :D
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S-h-A-d-O-w--C-a-T Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
-Rolls around in a pool of laughter tears and blood-
This was wonderful. Just...made me smile so wide it hurt.

Hey... wait a second...Levi, why do I have to run? I was perfectly sober and in your bed,ya' Jackass... It's okay I still love you. (Assuming I'm a 'brat' in this... that was never really explained so I assume I am.)
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh I meant to put your a squad leader and Armins sister in this XD you don't have to run laps 
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S-h-A-d-O-w--C-a-T Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, XD But now my comment doesn't make sense... but oh well. =3 Thanks for clearing that up.
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Np XD
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gryffindorslion17 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
Armin is adorable and I would help him with everything but...
Fuck it, I ain't running xD
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Mhmm
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krosethomas Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014   Writer
This is a warning from the public alert system. "Never trust Hange/Hanji Zoe!" This ends our public service announcement.

Haha... I love how much trouble They get everyone into! Armin: The suddenly brave drunk! 
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
XD it's always the quiet ones that are brave when drunk
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krosethomas Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014   Writer
I'm that drunk that decides to entertain everyone! Fortune telling, stories, card tricks... LOL I have a friend who is the chatty drunk. Ironic really since she is so shy he hardly puts two words together.
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S-h-A-d-O-w--C-a-T Featured By Owner Edited Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, sometimes alcohol brings out the opposite sides of people.
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krosethomas Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014   Writer
I'm just more excessively friendly and chaotic.. That probably isn't safe come to think of it.. I wore a lampshade to work as a joke about one of my drunken night antics. 

Weirdest had day at work, my drunk hat was actually kind of a hit.. plus they bought me dinner!
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S-h-A-d-O-w--C-a-T Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD That 'probably' isn't too safe, just make sure not to drive.

Oh gosh... well as funny as that is apparently it still turned out pretty well,huh?
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krosethomas Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014   Writer
It was fun anyway.. No I never drive when i've been drinking. Not one drink.
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landra15 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL!! I'm still laughing about what Armin and Hanji did.
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Lebenen Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Awwww poor Armin. But on the other hand Pfffffff~ Chibi
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Thecathatgirl101 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yep, he shoulda ran. Poor Armin. ILL DO THE PUNISHMENT WITH YOU ARMIN!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU ARMIN
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yep poor Armin XD
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Thecathatgirl101 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Armin is best character XD
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
My favs are Levi (obviously XD) and Jean 
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RainbowPikachu8 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014
Same I love Heichu and HorseFace
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wolfleopard3301 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Dying I loved this everyone got drunk haha
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DixonVixon Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
XD
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wolfleopard3301 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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